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    michaonthemoon:

    yaoibutts:

    I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

    like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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    and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

    j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:
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    et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

    (z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

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  • madturbating:

    today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

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  • goddammitganon:

    fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble” 

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  • kingcheddarxvii:

    YOU CAN’T DEFY “READ” SIGNS AND THAT’S TERRIFYING

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southernsophistication:

Queen Deen.

gpoy

    anarchydragons:

    southernsophistication:

    Queen Deen.

    gpoy

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  • thefrogman:

Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand[website | tumblr | twitter | facebook]

    thefrogman:

    Poorly Drawn Lines by Reza Farazmand
    [website | tumblr | twitter | facebook]

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  • virginholes:

    what if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert

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