My friends: Forever alone~
Me: No! Think about all the ugly people you know who have had sex! Think of all the gross adults who have kids! IF THERE'S HOPE FOR THEM, THERE'S HOPE FOR YOU
My friends: ...*sob*
(Source: fab-doll)
DEAR LORD….WHAT MAGIC IS THIS????
(Source: scienceandrollerskates)
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“fuck the police” says the 57 year old man whose wife left him for Sting
i just can never get enough of this one
(Source: iwasfeelinginsecure)
just because you love a character doesn’t mean they’re not a little shit
#and that’s okay!!!!!! #why can’t people understand this!!!!! #it’s okay to like the villain!!!! #it’s okay to like a character and yet still acknolwedge that they do fucked up shit!!!!!! #it is kind of weird and gross when you defend a character’s undeniably fucked up actions because you like said character!!!!!! #exclamation points for emphasis!!!!!!
I just don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to stay in bed all day long and watch lame romantic comedies and drink coffee and read books in your underwear. Whoever established all these “get a job, be successful” conventions really needs a serious beating. I didn’t sign the terms and conditions for this shit.
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if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry
i’m confused too
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